So I've changed my tune...

Kinja'd!!! "IanZ - limited-slip indifferential" (ianz-limited)
06/12/2016 at 23:35 • Filed to: None

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...on the Maserati Levante. When the first images dropped I absolutely hated it. It was fat, ugly, and dated. But it was also pearl white with white trim. Now for those who don’t know, pearl white is the worst possible color for any car. Pearl white ruins everything; it’s the Damen Lindelof of colors. But Maserati offers a lot of better, darker colors that complement it much better.

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I would go so far as to call it pretty in that green, or that brown, which in reality is much deeper and chocolatier. I like the shape and placement of the grille, that epic trident logo. The slim headlights are purposeful and the foglight placement really works. I still think the roofline and D-pillar need work, but the muscular haunches most definitely don’t. So sorry Maserati, I misjudged you. But you were in pearl white so you kinda deserved it.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/12/2016 at 23:41

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My grandpa ordered his DTS in pearl with and I have to say I think it looks fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/12/2016 at 23:43

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And I have to say you’re wrong. HA!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/12/2016 at 23:46

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Curses! Foiled again!


Kinja'd!!! Sam > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/12/2016 at 23:49

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I like it, but they chose a really bad name. Levant (without the ‘e’) is the L is ISIL.


Kinja'd!!! CRider > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/12/2016 at 23:50

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Most cars get better after you tune them, I’m assuming this one is no different, turn up the boost and I’m sure it’ll be better.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/12/2016 at 23:56

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The fog lights aren't positioned well for, you know, illuminating the road in foggy conditions.


Kinja'd!!! hike > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/13/2016 at 00:03

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You should see it in that deep blue with the brown beige interior. It's a thing of beauty.


Kinja'd!!! anon-sxmcyecofnu1eocpqsk9iq > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/13/2016 at 00:26

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No shut up this is awesome in white.

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Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/13/2016 at 00:34

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What’s wrong with pearl white? I once had a pearl 300ZX, it was beautiful.


Kinja'd!!! Nauraushaun > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/13/2016 at 00:35

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What’s wrong with pearl white? I once had a pearl 300ZX, it was beautiful.


Kinja'd!!! Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/13/2016 at 06:49

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Cadillacs always look great in White Diamond Tricoat.

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Kinja'd!!! IanZ - limited-slip indifferential > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
06/13/2016 at 08:27

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Aha. AHAA. MWAHAHAHAHAAA...


Kinja'd!!! S H: now with more letters! > IanZ - limited-slip indifferential
06/13/2016 at 15:43

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I saw one driving around in LA on Saturday, with just a few strips of camo. It was alright in motion. That said, the F-Pace is so much nicer looking.